"Independent George" vs. "Relationship George"

One of the funniest Seinfeld episodes had Costanza's world's colliding; a power struggle between independent George and relationship George....when his friends started interacting with his fiancee. I had one such "collision of world's" last night when six guys came over to my house for men's Bible study. At the end of the night, after most of them had visited the bathroom, one guy brought out the orange magazine that had been resting on the back of the toilet and questioned my reading material. He wondered how I'd hidden my affection for quilting and sewing so well. Now the secret was out...and they all died with laughter while reading the "Today I will..." statements aloud. Oh yes, I knew that Decorating Style magazine that Amanda Faye stratigically left behind was going to get me in trouble, but that's why I'd turned it face down, trying to balance my fiancee's effort to introduce culture into my carnivorous, grunting-to-communicate bachelor pad.
Yes, "Relationship Russ" has won the war, but it's ok...the ember of independence is impossible to extinguish! The bathroom magazine as of this morning is...













